Page 235: If you dress your 8 month old in a white shirt, it will get dirty.
Page 181: While out in public, if you give your 8 month old a sippy cup she will spill it on herself (even with spill proof spout)
Page 19: If your baby gets dirty and can not be naked, you may change baby into whatever extra clothes you have; even if your only option is a 5t shirt.
Page 20: Said wet shirt will dry rather fast if hung out the window while driving 130 km/h on the Autobaun.
Page 695: If you are going to visit your baby's father at work, you must dress baby back into appropriate sized clothing so that father's co-workers do not think he lives with hillbillies that wear clothes 5 sizes too big.
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I'm assuming that Avery had some kind of accident and you weren't prepared. Can't wait to hear the story.
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